End of year review

My end of year review is tomorrow for a job I've only been working at for 5.5 weeks. Anyone want to take a guess at how long it will last? My guess is 15 minutes. And we're getting bonuses then too. How much? $250? $500? Not that I'm in a desperate need for cash right now, but just curious. Meanwhile, I am looking at how much work I have to do over the next week and I want to crawl under my desk and hide. Maybe I got the migraine from stress and not from drinking excess quantities of alcohol.