Tuesday, December 7, 2010

There are several problems with this picture...


Beginning with the fact that this idiot left the house looking like this. Next we have the long hair. I always say I would never date a guy with hair longer than mine. So far we haven't had that problem, but I'm just saying....

Ok, so then there's the V neck blouse and necklace that look like they belong on a butch lesbian rather than a loser straight dude that tries WAAAAAY too hard.

The Jeans, since he is a man that has no fashion sense to begin with. He doesn't know that to pull off this look which requires the donning of skinny jeans. Now, since he's not skinny enough to wear those jeans he tried to pull it off with his regular everyday, I'm trying to be hip-hop and look 20 years younger than my actual age jeans, which results in a look like this.

Criss Angel go home and burn everything you're wearing, including your wig and undies. The undies are tainted by just wearing them with an ensemble to hideous. I don't know what the undies look like, but thinking about them makes me gag. Ultimate FAIL.