In the "we could see that coming" category, Dolly Parton has announced that she is postponing her upcoming North American concert tour because her famously enormous breasts have given her a chronically sore back.
"Hey, you try wagging these puppies around a while and see if you don't have back problems," the 62-year-old singer-songwriter said in a statement after doctors told her to take it easy for two months.
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And, she also said she's well known for 2 things.......(wait for it).....her music and her lyrics! Ba Dum Bum--chsssss(rim shot).
Dolly is seriously adorable. Even her cheezy jokes don't make me roll my eyes because she tells them with such sincerity. But Dolly, did you think boobs that big were going to make your back feel good???
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