Today's lunch

I have a warning for everyone: DO NOT, under any circumstances, eat Progresso light vegetable barley soup. It will give you heartburn, and cause you to suffer extreme stomach cramping. I think I'm actually starting to get a shooting pain down my right arm because of it as well. Either that or I'm having a heart attack, and I like to think that I'm too young and too fit to be having a heart attack.

Seriously, save yourself the abdominal pain and do not eat this soup, ever!